randomness

Ann! I can't open picture texts....can you post a picture of your hot new bangs?

Also, your piece in Ms. was awesome. I have been making my students read it and then report back to me what they thought.....I love being the puppet master!

Obama is coming to Mizzou on Thursday night! Dan said Obama can be one of my freebies, which means that I get to have sex with Obama and it doesn't count as cheating. Dan even said he will still vote for him. Yea!

What is everyone going as for Halloween? I am going as a hockey mom. I will be wearing an oversized St. Louis Blues sweatshirt, a dickie under that, mom jeans, 80's bangs, and of course, lipstick!

Cougie footwear

"Cougar" is officially an item descriptor on eBay:


Amazing. Now explain to me how these boots are lacking the "cougar" descriptor??

Confession

Ok so I got paid last week for the first time since August (I had an unpaid internship this summer and have been surviving on student loans for months). Well, once I saw money in my bank account I went a little crazy. In fact, after meeting my family in STL for my year-old nephew's birthday at the zoo and some terrible Chuck E. Cheese type compound, I went to H&M and Forever 21 and spent $100....in less than an hour. I had a full on shopping orgy. I think they had to wipe down my dressing room when I was finished. Now my bank account is back down to the tiny number I am used to, so hopefully this trend is over.

Anyway, I look super hot today so I guess it was worth it!

burn me, baby

Katie, I feel for you. i have now been bleeding for two months. my dr. said "well, i just don't know why they don't just cauterize your uterus." what a bitch. she just didn't want to admit the drug she loves to prescribe (and i'm sure she's financially gaining from) has this side effect. well, it does, and after a few days off of it i'm finally stopping. i don't think palin is to blame for this one. i'm sooooo glad. i was getting so tired, dizzy, and miserable. i was going to bed as soon as i got home from work. i was too tired to keep my seltzer water stocked. thank some divine spirit that i've learned to listen to my body and find answers on my own than listen to her. she's also the one who when i told her i thought i didn't need this drug because it was ptsd and not bipolar disorder responded by asking, were you drinking when you were sexually assualted (multiple times by the way)? when i said yes, she said "well????" silence and a sigh. yeah, i guess i just need to be drugged and slowly bleed to death and cauterize my junk. good solution there.

i agree angie. so fucking glad this week (and weak) is over.

ladies, if finacial problems stop us from a tropical gettaway, should we remain in the states and be ill-behaved in our own country? i could live with that.

love you all.
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Happy Friday!

Besties, I am SO glad this week is over.

Katie, I was sorry to hear last night that you got your period every time Sarah Palin started speaking. (Ok, I wasn't really sorry to hear it. I laughed my ass off.)

xo!