Ok so tomorrow I fly to South Dakota to work for Planned Parenthood over the weekend. This is the FIRST time I have ever flown by myself and I am really nervous. What if I can't navigate O'Hare to find my connecting flight that leaves only 35 minutes after my first flight lands? What if I crash and die? Please wait at least 6 months to induct someone new to Best Fest. Any sooner would just be tacky. What if I get there and I am with a bunch of fugly, bad style, crazy, South Dakota activists? I already got an email saying that they want me to wear a Planned Parenthood shirt out on a pub crawl on Saturday night. My one opportunity for booze and flirting and I have to wear a hot pink, ill-fitting t-shirt that advertises that if you get me pregnant I will abort it. Great!
So that is my rant on my weekend. Eeekk!
1 comments:
south dakotan feminists are just a different breed of midwest diva -- not a different species altogether. you are gonna rawk it. i KNOW.
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